windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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