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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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