even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
