I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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