That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i think im in europe. pls send help
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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