Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Your penis caused this!
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