it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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