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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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