What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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