quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
