the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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