I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I intend to get homeless drunk
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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