I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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