The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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