I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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