i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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