So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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