she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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