I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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