We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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