I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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