hotel room ftw
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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