I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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