found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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