"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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