there was a trapeze. enough said
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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