YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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