Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
