We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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