I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
