i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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