i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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