: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Mom said you looked used
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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