Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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