if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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