yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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