I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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