wat bout pragnant strippers??
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
