If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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