We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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