there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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