sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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