Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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