Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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