I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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