"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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