remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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