Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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