we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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