so explain again why im purple
no
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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