3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Do I have a choice?
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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