What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
