no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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